kvothetheraving:

archetypalboner:

archetypalboner:

archetypalboner:

#the ones up the nose were actually surprisingly soothing

#this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog

F-

we need to talk about this

i love talking about carrots

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godsdammitk:

hatsuu:

you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker

Actually, I think this is the exact neighbourhood I was looking for.

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deerstalkers-are-cool:

So I was talking to my dad about supernatural and I told him it was a show that has demons and angels and mythical creatures and stuff and how it is sometimes gory and scary and so I go to watch the next episode I am up to, and dad’s watching and it’s fucking this one 

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unluckyships:

when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too

(via whorrado)

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bloqrate:

HOLY FUCK

(Source: ohemgee-pizza, via sinelanguage)

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typac:

whats behind that blurred spot? is it a toaster? is it a gun? is it bill cosby?

(Source: love-i-s-evol, via whorrado)

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muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

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lyannaed:

when your friend starts watching one of your favorite shows

(◕‿◕✿)

when they start acting like they know more than you

(⊙‿⊙✿)

(Source: wintriscoming, via to-be-or-221-b)

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petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

(via hotboyproblems)

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gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

(via pizza)

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getoffmybloghoe:

accidentally ripping out your own headphones 

(via whorrado)

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amazingsmosherisnotonfire:

maybeiwantthetrouble:

miss-doctorwho:

palaeobelle:

huntelaarr:

2005 wasn’t just 2005

it was the beginning of an era

Tell me about it

Doctor who;

Totally right

yup

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