F-
we need to talk about this
i love talking about carrots
you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker
Actually, I think this is the exact neighbourhood I was looking for.
(Source: ryulongd, via exploringnerddom)
So I was talking to my dad about supernatural and I told him it was a show that has demons and angels and mythical creatures and stuff and how it is sometimes gory and scary and so I go to watch the next episode I am up to, and dad’s watching and it’s fucking this one
(via ohsnapadalek)
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
(via whorrado)
whats behind that blurred spot? is it a toaster? is it a gun? is it bill cosby?
(Source: love-i-s-evol, via whorrado)
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
(via brendonsforehead)
when your friend starts watching one of your favorite shows
(◕‿◕✿)
when they start acting like they know more than you
(⊙‿⊙✿)
(Source: wintriscoming, via to-be-or-221-b)
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
(via hotboyproblems)
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
(via pizza)
2005 wasn’t just 2005
it was the beginning of an era
Tell me about it
Doctor who;
Totally right
yup
(Source: tweezing, via mishacollinsinspace)